Thursday, April 11, 2013

Time's Square

[This story was actually published by Cafe Irreal (http://cafeirreal.alicewhittenburg.com/dejesus.htm). It has either four characters or one. Hard to tell.]


Time's Square
Edmund X. DeJesus



I was at home working on some calculations for a time machine when the doorbell rang. I adjusted my very best baseball cap and opened the door. Who should be standing there but me.
The door opened, and I saw myself wearing a baseball cap and looking surprised. I said, "I thought I'd find you here tonight."
Astonished, I took a step back. "Well, it looks like my idea for a time machine really will work."
I nodded and crossed the threshold, pulling out my gun. "Yes. All too well."
"Whoa," I cried, holding up both hands to defend myself. I didn't like the looks of me: hair tousled, clothes unkempt. My face had a gaunt, anguished expression and my eyes were wild. Add the gun, and I didn’t make a pretty picture. "What do you think you're doing?"
"I'm going to shoot you," I said levelly.
"You can’t be thinking straight," I objected. "If you shoot me, then what's going to happen to you? You're going to be caught in a time paradox. By shooting me, you stop me from finishing the time machine. But that means you can't travel to the past to shoot me. Which means I can finish the time machine and you can travel to the past to shoot me. Round and round like that."
"Don't you think I know that?” I growled. “I've been agonizing over time paradoxes for the past three years, and you haven’t. Will I cause one? Won't I cause one? I'm sick of it. I'm going to shoot you and cause one and that's the end of it. I can't stand it anymore."
"But wait a second," I said soothingly. “If you're me, then you must remember this night. You must have been here working when I showed up like this. But you finished the time machine anyway. That means I didn't shoot you. Doesn't that count for something? What happened that night?"
"I don't know. I only have a hazy memory of that night. I remember working on some calculations. Then something happened and I got conked on the head. I woke up with this terrible feeling about time paradoxes."
"Then don't you see? You can change that now. If you just go away and don't shoot me, none of that will happen. I'm not worried about time paradoxes. I can just finish the time machine and things will turn out different for you."
"No," I insisted. "You're just confusing me. I came here to shoot you and I'm going to shoot you."
"Don't do it," I begged.
I tightened my grip on the gun. Suddenly, I heard a sound close behind me. I was turning to see what it was when something conked me on the head. I blacked out.
Suddenly, the me with the gun turned to look behind, then went limp and fell to the floor. I stepped forward to thank my rescuer, when who should walk in but me.
"Looks like I made it just in time," I said, looking down at my crumpled form on the doormat.
"You!" I exclaimed, fully aware of how stupid this sounded. "What are you doing here?"
I sighed. "Well, after I left here that night, I was filled with remorse about what I'd done to you. So, I decided to come back and try to stop myself."
"Well, thank heavens you did. You almost – I mean, I almost – I mean, that one almost shot me. I guess that ends that. Now I can get back to my calculations."
I sighed again and looked down at the floor, then up at me. "I'm afraid it's not that simple," I said regretfully. I pulled out my gun.
"Oh, no," I moaned. "Don't tell me you're going to shoot me too."
"No, no. Nothing so drastic. But if you just go back to your work after this, the whole time paradox thing is going to prey on my mind. Eventually you might become so unhinged that I would do something like this." I gestured at myself on the floor.
"So what do we do?" I asked suspiciously.
"I'm going to conk you on the head," I explained. "Then you – I – will wake up with only a hazy notion of what happened here tonight. You – I – can work on the time machine without worrying about time paradoxes. Then I – you – won't want to come back and try this."
"Well, that's just dandy, but I don't want to get conked on the head. Besides, if you conk me on the head, I might wake up with a terrible feeling about time paradoxes."
I sprang forward and conked myself on the head. "Sorry," I said as I slumped to the floor. "You don't have much choice in this." I turned away from myself, pulled the other me outside, shut the door, and left.
I waited a few seconds, then called from the back of the house, "Am I gone?"
I opened my eyes and looked around. I was gone, and so was I, so I must have pulled myself outside so I wouldn't see me when I woke up. "Yeah," I called out, getting to my feet. "You're gone."
"Good," I said, coming in from the back hall. "How's your head?"
"Fine," I said. "That special padding under the cap did the trick. Thanks for the tip."
"My pleasure," I said. "Let's get back to those calculations."
"Sure," I agreed. "You've saved me a lot of time already. It really would have taken me three years otherwise – like that other me said."
"Right. This will save me a lot of grief."
"There's just one thing. You came back in time to help me get the time machine done faster. But that means that you in the future won't see the need to come back and help me like you're doing. Won't that cause a time paradox?"
I gave myself a long look, fingering the gun hidden in my pocket. "Don't start with me," I said.

Thursday, February 28, 2013

The Adventure of the Golden Locks

[Author's Note: When my kids were little, I used to make up all kinds of variations on the Goldilocks story. Bear and the Three Goldilockses. Goldie and the Bears. SuperGoldilocks. And, of course, I love the Sherlock Holmes stories. I guess this started with that.]



The Adventure of the Golden Locks
by Edmund X. DeJesus

As Holmes and I passed through the woods, we suddenly came upon a rather broad clearing, in which stood a most charming small cottage. I began to approach the front door, but Holmes stopped me with a gesture."I pray you to stand away from the door, Watson," said he. "We may find some foot-marks that may aid us in our investigation."
I did as he requested, and he immediately threw himself onto the lawn and scrutinized the ground minutely with his glass. After a few moments, he motioned me to approach closer and indicated the grassy area and path near the door.
"You see, Watson, that there are four distinct sets of foot-marks. Three sets lead away from the door to the side and across the lawn. All three of these sets were made by bears, one evidently very large and probably male, another middle-sized and female, and the third undoubtedly a baby bear of indeterminate gender. Their tracks lead toward the forest."
He pointed toward the ground once more. "The final set of foot-marks is very different, however. These lead toward the door, rather than away from it, and, as you can no doubt observe, overlay the other tracks in no less than two places, showing that this person entered the house some time after the bears left it. For it was a person, Watson. Probably also a child and, unless I am greatly mistaken, a girl."
At this, Holmes bounded forward and examined the frame of the door with his lens, and presently gave a cry of discovery. "Look here, Watson! A single strand of hair. Blonde, and so consequently not from one of the bears. Long, therefore from a female. And, from its position so low on the door-frame, evidently from a child. A perfect confirmation of our surmises about the footmarks. She must have thrust her head through the partially opened door to look inside, suggesting that she did not belong in the house and was surveying the interior before entering."
Attempting to imitate my more capable friend, I bent to examine the lock. "Holmes, I see no signs that the lock was picked," said I. "In addition, there are no marks on the jamb. I would guess that this door was left open deliberately."
"Excellent, Watson," Holmes said, nodding sharply. "I concur completely."
Holmes stepped up to the door and pushed it slowly inward. Seeing no one within, we entered what was obviously the kitchen of the cottage. A wooden slab table was flanked by two benches. On the tabletop stood three thick porcelain bowls, with spoons beside each bowl and crude rustic mugs. The two larger bowls held some type of hot cereal, while the smallest held only the residue of the same cereal. Holmes sniffed at one of the bowls.
"Porridge," he pronounced. "A large bowl for the large bear, a medium bowl for the female, and a small bowl for the cub."
"But Holmes, why should they leave their breakfast and go off into the forest?"
Holmes narrowed his gaze, and then placed his hand on each of the bowls in turn. "This large bowl is only now cool enough to eat. At the time that the bears left, I surmise that all the bowls must have been too hot. No doubt the walk was undertaken in order to allow their breakfast to cool."
"And the empty bowl?"
Holmes gave a slight smile. "Since, at the time of her visit, the porridge must have been just right, I think that must be the work of our small visitor. As is that broken chair."
I turned abruptly to view what he was describing. A small parlor opened off the kitchen. It was sparsely furnished with but three chairs. One of these was large and stiff, and another was a soft easy chair. But what was most apparent was that a child’s wooden chair lay in pieces in one area by itself. The sight was so startling that I gave a short exclamation as I noticed it.
Holmes’s smile grew broader. "Our little friend is clearly larger than the cub, and not so graceful. Now, given that our burglar with the golden curls entered and has not left, yet is nowhere to be seen, where might she have concealed herself?"
He cast his eyes about the room, and then intensified his gaze. I followed his look and noticed, for the first time, a stairway that led from the far end of the parlor. Touching his forefinger to his lips, Holmes stole forward on tiptoe, careful to place his feet on the carpeting of the room and, while passing up the stairway itself, on the runner at the center of each step.
Thus, we crept upstairs until we gained a large and well-lit bed-chamber. Immediately by the stair-head was a very large bed. Holmes pressed his hand upon the covers and shook his head in dismissal. I followed his example and found that this bed was too hard for all but the most sound sleeper. A second, middle-sized, bed we examined likewise, finding it exceedingly and unpleasantly too soft.
Holmes suddenly held one hand aloft and, at the same instant, I became aware of a drowsy sigh proceeding from yet another bed in the room. This one was smaller than the other two. From our angle of approach, it was impossible to see who, or what, occupied this bed. Holmes stepped sideways stealthily, then cocked his head to one side as he surveyed the scene. When I drew up beside him, I saw what had so arrested his attention.
A young girl, perhaps eight or nine years old, lay asleep on the bed. Her head, with the golden curls that Holmes had anticipated, rested upon the soft white pillow, while her frame sprawled in the innocently awkward repose of childhood slumber on the coverlet.
From long experience, I knew Holmes to be devoid of the tender emotions so alien to his precise and analytical nature. Yet, as he contemplated the sleeping child, I beheld on his face an expression of such kindly and gentle regard that I could almost believe that I were looking at the girl's own dear father, rather than at the renowned sleuth-hound of the law.
At this moment, the sound of pawsteps from downstairs, accompanied by muffled voices, told us that the ursine residents of the cottage had returned home. The girl started up from her sleep at the noises, and cast anxious glances at Holmes and myself.
Holmes extended a calming hand and addressed her in low tones. "I pray you not discommode yourself, young lady. I am Mr. Sherlock Holmes, and this is my friend and colleague, Dr. John Watson." I bowed at the introduction. "We shall be happy to act for you in this circumstance, Miss – "
"Goldilocks," replied the young girl, sitting up.
"Of course," Holmes murmured. "I should have guessed. And now, I believe we are about to meet our hosts."
During his brief interview with the young lady, we had heard snatches of conversation from downstairs, as the bears discovered, in turn, the emptied bowl of porridge and the broken chair. The tones of their outrage were unmistakable. We now perceived their rapid footfalls as they ascended the staircase.
I was glad, at that moment, that we were present to assist Goldilocks in her encounter with the bears. Regardless of the equivocal position that she found herself in as an uninvited occupant of their home, I have no doubt that their sudden arrival and fearsome appearance would have frightened her most severely, had not Holmes and I quickly interposed ourselves.
"Ah," said Holmes, as they stood glowering with anger about their bed-chamber. "I believe I have the honor of addressing Papa Bear, Mama Bear, and Baby Bear."
They stared at him, but made no reply. Holmes rapidly introduced us all, at which Papa Bear lumbered across the room and gesticulated violently.
"What are you doing in our house?" he demanded gruffly.
"As to the manner of entry," Holmes continued, "I believe that Miss Goldilocks made her way here with the intention of paying you a social call. However, finding no one at home, and your door ajar, she undertook to await your presence. We, in turn, were merely following her."
Vexed and unmollified, Papa Bear bellowed, "She ate our porridge!"
Holmes gave a brief nod and said, "This is true. However, I submit that, had she not done so, the porridge would have become too cold for consumption by the time of your arrival, and you would have been obliged to dispose of it in any event."
At this, Mama Bear declared, "She broke our chair!"
Holmes smiled. "That a guest should seek to sit in a chair is not an outrageous act. That the selected chair should not be capable of accommodating her frame is certainly not the fault of the young lady."
"But she's sleeping in my bed!" exclaimed Baby Bear.
"For which rest and repose she is, I am sure, immensely grateful," Holmes replied. "And now, I believe that we shall accompany our client to her home, where, I have no doubt, her presence will have been missed by this time. I bid you good day."
With something of a flourish, he guided Goldilocks from the room. I still recall the looks of bafflement upon the faces of the three bears as we left them.
During the brief walk to the home of the young lady, Holmes remarked, "A not uninstructive case, Watson. In certain features, it rather resembles another adventure in the forest that you were kind enough to record for me."
"Assuredly, Holmes," I agreed heartily. "The case involving that wolf and the trio of diminutive pigs."


The End



Copyright 2013 by Edmund X. DeJesus

Thursday, January 24, 2013

The Missing Loot

[Author's Note: I think life is a lot like this. We don't see everything that's going on. We only see a small part of it all. If we could see more of it, things might make a lot more sense.
And, yes, the characters in this story are a blend of a lot of people from my extended family. And the places are a blend of where they used to live on Federal Hill in Providence.
Put it all together and you get yet another unsellable story.]




The Missing Loot

“Markie, I seen something once,” my Uncle Lou whispered to me.
This was in the 1970s, and I was at a birthday party for my cousin Carmen at her family’s house on Federal Hill in Providence. Like all parties in Rhode Island, it was a surprise party, and Carmen had been surprised, even though in Rhode Island all parties are surprise parties.
I wasn’t into these family gatherings much. My mother had eleven brothers and sisters – giving me thirty-three first cousins – and hardly a week went by without somebody having a birthday, anniversary, wedding, christening, or first communion. Living away at college, I managed to duck a large percentage of these, but I had gotten roped into this one because my mother was sick and somebody just had to bring Carmen her present. I had escaped the escalating din that my relatives called conversation, and retreated to an empty room where I was paging through a twenty-year-old magazine on perennials, the only reading material I could find.
That’s where Uncle Lou tracked me down. “You seen something once?” I repeated.
“Yeah,” he admitted sheepishly, “and I done something once, too.”
I don’t know why, but people are always confiding their darkest secrets to me. Maybe it’s my face, or the fact that I’m a scientist and therefore unlikely to spill the beans to anyone they know. Once, while my roommate was out getting us a pizza, his girlfriend had seized the opportunity to confess that she'd once robbed a 7-Eleven with a former boyfriend she'd shacked up with when she was only 15. It had made for an awkward pizza party when my roommate got back. With Uncle Lou, I braced myself for the worst, and hoped he’d keep it clean.
“You’re smart, Markie,” he said. “Maybe you can figure it out.”
“Figure what out?”
“You heard about the big robbery over at the bank?”
“Yes,” I replied guardedly. The Big Robbery had occurred about thirty years ago, way before I was born, something like 1947. Three guys with a real brain-bender of a plan – guns in their fists and handkerchiefs over their faces – had held up the main bank branch in Hoyle Square. Miraculously, no one had been hurt, and the thieves got away with three leather satchels packed with cash, quite a haul for those days. They took off in their getaway car and careened straight through this neighborhood. To the folks around here, the moon landing and the Kennedy assassination were small potatoes compared to the Big Robbery.
“You know, they never found the third bag of money,” Uncle Lou said meaningfully.
I had heard this part, too. Their driving skills apparently lagged their robbing skills, because the thieves had plowed their car into a telephone pole. One went through the windshield and was killed instantly. Another broke his leg and managed to limp two blocks before the cops caught him. The third was knocked out cold. The live ones had gone to prison, of course. Once, when we were giving my old grandmother a ride home, she had pointed out the very telephone pole and counseled me sagely, “Never rob a bank, Markie.”
However, the big mystery was precisely as Uncle Lou had said: they had left the bank with three bags of money and cracked up minutes later. The police found only two bags of money. The third bag had vanished.
I stared hard at Uncle Lou and pointed to the chair next to mine. “Sit down,” I commanded, and he sat down. “Do you have that money?”
He shook his head. “No, of course not,” he insisted vehemently.
I let out a breath of relief. “Okay.”
“But I did,” he added, like a kid admitting to cookie larceny.
I laid down the perennials magazine. “Maybe you’d better start at the beginning.”
*****
Yeah, okay. Well, you see, I was on my way home from work a little early that day. This was maybe a year after Carmen was born and we lived in a tenement up the block. Anyways, I was crossing the street when this car comes out of nowhere and squeals around the corner, almost flipping over. I watched them drive off and I think I swore at them. Driving around dangerous like that, I mean. You know, you get married, have a kid, you want the world to be a safe place. You don’t appreciate stuff like that.
So I turn back to cross the street again, and I see this bag rolling along the street. I look back at the car but it’s gone already. But I figure the bag must have fell out of the car when they turned that corner so sharp. I look both ways and there’s no traffic, so I go over to the bag and pick it up. It was a brown leather bag, like a lawyer might carry. And I’m standing in the middle of the street trying to figure out how I can get that bag back to those clowns, when I hear all these sirens coming closer.
You’re not kidding, wow. I run back to the sidewalk to be out of the way. Then I look at where that car went, and I look at the bag in my hand, and I look up at all these cop cars heading toward me, and I get the picture. This musta been a robbery, and the bag dropped out the car window by mistake. So I figure I’ll give the bag to the cops and be done with it. But then it occurs to me that a bunch of cops chasing robbers and seeing me standing there with the bag – well, I got scared. They might shoot me or something, throw me in jail or something.
So I think I better hide it, and then maybe turn it in later or something. All this goes through my head in like a second, before they even get near me. I look around, and I’m near the Giusti’s house. You know the way they have those stairs that go down under the porch? I just stick my arm under there and shove the bag in.
I stand up, and there go six cop cars right by me. Some of them went straight, some turned. I just stood there watching them. Then they’re gone, and like five seconds later, there’s this awful crash. That musta been the robber’s car hitting that telephone pole.
Anyway, I look around and here’s the strange thing: there’s nobody around but me. It’s like 3 o’clock on a Friday afternoon, but there’s nobody around. The Giustis are still at work. You’d think there’d be a car on the street, or someone walking, or kids playing – although it was February, so maybe it was too cold to play – but nobody around. Nope. Just me. Nobody saw anything.
And then I start thinking, you know, what if I don’t turn it in? I got a wife, a new baby, what if I just hang onto that bag, you know? Hey, I ain’t proud of this, I’m just telling you. So I leave it there, under the Giusti’s porch, nobody can see it, and I walk home.
Soon, everybody’s talking about the robbery, Mary, everybody. But that night I keep thinking about it and thinking about it and I couldn’t do it. I mean, I just didn’t feel right about keeping the money.
So, the next morning, I told Mary I was going for a walk and I went down to the Giusti’s to get the bag. I figure I’ll take the money to the police, tell them I found it by the side of the road. That could happen, right? The crazy way they was driving? Actually, that is what happened. Where was I? Right, I’m thinking I’ll turn in the money: who knows? Maybe there’s even a reward or something!
Then what happens? I go to the Giusti’s house and the bag’s gone! I look all around: nowhere. It’s just gone. And I think, well, somebody else must have found it there, and we’ll soon hear about it. But nothing. The police never get it. I never hear about anybody coming into a lot of money. It just vanished.
*****
I sat looking at my Uncle Lou in amazement, feeling kind of proud of him. “You did good,” I told him. “You did the right thing.”
He leaned close. “I never told nobody about this. Don’t you tell your Aunt Mary, either.”
I shook my head. “No, I won’t tell anyone. There’s no reason to. It’s a good story, though.”
He nodded. “Sure, but what I want you to do is help me figure out what happened. Where’d that bag go?”
I squinted at him. “Are you serious? This happened thirty years ago. How am I supposed to know what happened to it? Besides, you said it yourself, somebody else must have picked it up.”
He was shaking his head. “Markie, I been thinking about this for thirty years, and it don’t make sense. For one thing, nobody saw me. There was nobody there but me, I’m sure of it. For another, how would anybody find a bag stuck under somebody’s porch by accident? You can’t see it from the outside. You’d have to see it being put there, and there was nobody there to see. Besides, you know this neighborhood. Everybody knows everybody’s business. If somebody found a lot of money, it would be all over the place. But no one’s ever heard a word about this.”
He sat back, satisfied that he’d made his case.
I turned it over in my mind. The way he said it, it really didn’t make sense. Things don’t just disappear. Conservation of mass. Someone had to have taken it. But to take it, they’d have had to know it was there. But if no one saw it, how could they know it was there? And if they did take it, what happened to it?
I stood up and reached for my jacket. “Come on,” I said. “Let’s go for a walk.”
*****
The Giusti’s house was on the next street over from Uncle Lou’s. I knew the Giusti’s house. I knew, for example, that a Giusti hadn’t lived in “the Giusti’s house” for twenty years; they had all moved to the suburbs. The family that lived there now was named Hancock, but everyone in the neighborhood still referred to it as the Giusti’s house. Even the Hancocks called it the Giusti’s house when they described where they lived. I thought they should just change their name to Giusti and make it easier for everybody.
Like every other house on the block, it had a wooden staircase that led from the sidewalk up to the porch. However, it also had a funny stone staircase that ran down, under the porch, where there was a basement door that I had never seen open. When I was a kid visiting my grandmother’s, that staircase was a great hiding place, and we used to use it during hide-and-seek games. Being such a great hiding place, it was the first place the seeker always looked, so it wasn’t such a great hiding place, but it was still a great hiding place because it was fun to hide down there.
Uncle Lou showed me where he had tried crossing the street, where the getaway car had come from, where it had gone, where he had picked up the bag, where the cops came from and went, and, finally, where he had put the bag. He was right. It was impossible.
To get it, or even see it, you had to go down that stone staircase. I looked up and down the street, trying to imagine it in February of 1947. Fewer cars, probably fewer houses. No place where a person could really hide and see what he had done.
Thinking of hiding reminded me of those hide-and-seek games. “Keep a lookout,” I said, and ducked down the staircase. It was just like I remembered it. When you were at the bottom, you couldn’t see anything but sky, and no one could see you. Great hiding place.
I cocked my head. If you were an adult instead of a kid, you’d be more visible. I stood up to my full height at the bottom of the staircase and turned slowly around. You still couldn’t see anything but sky, and some telephone wires. I stopped turning. I could see one window of a three-story house on the other side of the street.
I ran quickly up the steps and pointed with my head at the house. “That house – ” I began, but I knew before the words were out of my mouth.
Mrs. Benecino. Scourge of my childhood, at least in that neighborhood. No matter what you tried pulling, Mrs. Benecino would see you. She had once spotted me taking a leak behind a tree a hundred yards away and had called my grandmother.
“Does Mrs. Benecino still live in that house?” I asked suspiciously.
Uncle Lou looked where I was looking. “Of course,” he said, as if she were a permanent part of the landscape. “What does she have to do with it?”
I was still staring at the house. “She could have seen you,” I declared.
He snorted. “But she couldn’t get the bag,” he pointed out, and gave me a meaningful look.
Mrs. Benecino was an invalid, which is to say she couldn’t walk too well. She used two canes, and almost never left her third-floor apartment. I remembered masses at Christmas and Easter when she would appear at the church and there would be a hush as she made her slow way down the aisle to the very front row, which she claimed by right of the difficulty it caused her. It took a squad of her children and grandchildren to ease her down the tenement stairs and back up again afterwards for her twice yearly descent to earth.
Her inability to actually get the bag didn't seem so important. According to the physicist Heisenberg, merely observing an event could alter the event. He'd been talking about electrons, not Mrs. Benecino, but I felt that the principle was the same.
“One step at a time,” I said. “Let’s go visit Mrs. Benecino.”
*****
The staircase to her third floor apartment was steep and twisty. Plus, there was an ancient and persistent smell of soup. I felt claustrophobic by the time we reached the triple-locked door. Uncle Lou rapped lightly.
“Who is it?” croaked a voice that would have scared the childhood me into a month of nightmares.
“It’s Lou Amitano, Mrs. Benecino,” he began, a little uncertainly, and I waited for him to explain his visit. But he was spared having to dredge anything up, because there was a rattle of locks and the door opened inward.
Mrs. Benecino was nearly five feet tall, in black from steel eyeglass frames to rubber shoe sole, the fashion statement favored by Italian widows. Eighty, if a day. She held sleek aluminum canes in her hands, and she knew how to use them. She adroitly backed up and made room for us to enter. We did, quickly, and she slammed and locked the door behind us.
“This is my nephew, Markie, my wife’s sister’s oldest boy,” Uncle Lou told her.
I was about to say hello and shake hands when she turned away pointedly. She moved cane-step, cane-step, like a natural quadruped, and dropped into an armchair with a little puff of air. We sank tentatively onto two rickety wooden chairs facing her.
She was scrutinizing me closely through her glasses. “I know you,” she pronounced at last.
I smiled at her encouragingly.
“You peed behind a tree.”
So, she wanted to play hardball? I folded my arms across my chest and leaned back. The chair creaked ominously. “You have a terrific memory, Mrs. Benecino,” I began. “And terrific eyesight. I’ll bet you can tell me exactly what my Uncle Lou was up to the day of the big bank robbery.”
She swiveled her head to Uncle Lou, then back to me, like some animatronic robots I had seen once in Disneyland. “Lou?” she asked.
“The day he picked up the bag,” I prompted.
Uncle Lou was staring at me, aghast that I had spilled his beans.
But she knew. I would never accuse her of smiling, but she kind of wrinkled her face at me. Her eyeglasses gleamed as she leaned forward, her hands motionless on the canes like on the armrests of a throne. “Oh, that,” she said.
*****
“You know, it’s not like I’m always watching out the window, either. Hey, I mind my own business. I’m not one to butt into other people’s affairs, like some I could name, that Grace Tartaglia. She’s one to talk.
“Sure, I remember that day. I wasn’t even looking out the window, I was cooking at the stove, and I hear this car come skidding around the corner. Crazy drivers, I says. People drive crazy around here. But I don’t even look then. Why do I want to see some crazy driver? And they’re probably gone anyway, the way they drive.
“Then I hear sirens coming and I think, Good. The cops’ll fix them. Driving crazy around here. So I wipe my hands on the dishtowel and go over to the window. It takes me a while, I’m not so fast with these things. And I look out the window, but there’s no car and no cop cars there yet, but I see Lou take this leather bag and shove it up under the Giusti’s porch. And I’m thinking, What’s he up to there?”
She gave Uncle Lou a look and he shifted uneasily in his chair. She seemed pleased to have made him squirm, and resumed.
“Just then, my grandson Francis shows up, of all times. I used to mind him after school some days, until his mother got home from work. Always, ‘Gramma, can I listen to the radio?’ All the time, the baseball games, the radio shows. What a headache. So anyway, I come away from the window and I don’t see what he’s doing with that bag.
“Then I start to thinking about Francis. Sometimes I’d send him on little errands, you know. Half the time he balls things up, but he’s not a baby, 11 or 12 he must have been then, he can go places for me.
“So I says to him, “Francis, I need you to go do something for me.” And he says, “What, Gramma?” And then I think, What can I tell him so he’s going to get this bag for me?”
It was a good question. I didn’t know how I’d get somebody to do something for me without them asking questions about it. But I’d bet Mrs. Benecino could.
“So I says, ‘You know Mrs. Giusti? She has some underwear for your cousin Gina. You know, Gina’s getting to be a young woman and needs different kind of underwear. Mrs. Giusti had to go out, but she left the bag under her porch for me. Go get it for me.’ See, I told him that so he wouldn’t look in the bag. He wouldn’t be interested in girl things. All he was interested in was baseball, baseball.”
Lucky Francis, having a fun grandmother like her.
“Anyway, he says, “Sure, Gramma.” But he’s looking at me kind of funny. Still, he goes down and I watch him cross the street and get the bag. But then he keeps going around the corner! Where’s he going, I’m thinking. Then it comes to me: he’s taking it to his cousin Gina’s house instead of up here! You see what kind of stupido?”
I was seeing something else. A boy carrying a satchel full of stolen money he didn’t know about. I leaned forward.
“So I’m waiting for him to get back and the phone rings and it’s Gina’s mother. And she says that Francis left a bag with her and he said it was underwear for Gina, but the bag was empty. I got to think fast again, so I says, ‘Francis made a mistake, Celia. I was going to buy some new underwear for Gina, and I had the bag for it, but Francis thought I already put it in the bag and brought it over.’ So now I gotta buy Gina underwear, like I have money for that.”
I leaned back and frowned. An empty bag? Did that make any sense?
“Francis finally comes back and says he brought her the bag and I say, ‘Stupido! I wanted you to bring the bag to me.’ And he says, ‘You didn’t say that. You said it was for Gina.’
“Hey, what can you do? ‘Go listen to the radio,’ I told him. What a kid, you know? Never gets anything right. Even his coat that day. I bought him a nice coat that Christmas and he’s still wearing his old coat. It’s February! It’s all torn on the inside! ‘Go get your new coat,’ I tell him and he starts arguing with me, but I made him get his new coat. Wearing that old coat! I give it to that Bunny Donato to give to the church. She’s another one. Don’t get me started on her.”
*****
We didn’t get her started on Bunny Donato. I’d had about enough of Mrs. Benecino, and it seemed as if we had the explanation anyway. Or her part of it, anyway.
Before I could say anything, Mrs. Benecino fixed Uncle Lou with a glance and said, “So that bag was empty, eh? I bet you thought it was from that robbery, thought you was gonna get rich.”
Uncle Lou fidgeted, and I cut in, “It was just something he’d found and he stuck it under the porch and it seemed like it disappeared. We just happened to be out walking now and he told me the story, and I thought you might know what had happened to it.”
She leaned forward. “Sure, I know a lot about what happens.”
*****
I was glad to get back outside again. Uncle Lou shook his head. “So all this time it was empty. Think of that.”
I tilted my head to one side. “It wasn’t empty. Did it feel empty when you carried it?”
He crinkled his brow in puzzlement. “No, it didn’t feel empty. It wasn’t that light.”
I nodded. “It still had the money when Francis picked it up. Somewhere along the line, it got empty. Now, I wonder where Francis lives?”
Uncle Lou pointed back at the same house. “First floor.”
*****
Francis Carcielli turned out to be a squirrelly kind of guy, skinny, with an Adam’s apple the size of a baseball. He was probably in his forties by the calendar, but stuck somewhere in junior high by his manner. “Gee, hi, Mr. Amitano. How you doing?” he said.
“Hi, Francis. This is my nephew, Markie.”
“Hey, Markie,” said Francis, leaning out the storm door. “How you doing?”
“Nice to meet you, Francis,” I said. “Can we ask you something about something?”
He looked fuddled then said, “Sure, sure, come on in.”
He led us inside and into a front parlor where nearly every flat surface had stacks of newspapers on it. The one useable chair had a tray table in front of it with half a cheese sandwich and a glass of milk. The TV was on and the Red Sox were losing.
“Just watching the game,” he said, as if he was getting away with something. He picked up a couple of piles of newspapers from the couch, and Uncle Lou and I fitted ourselves into the space.
Francis sat back in his chair. “So what’d you want to ask me about?” he said with an uncertain smile.
I leaned forward. “This is something from about thirty years ago,” I began. “One day, when your grandmother, Mrs. Benecino, was taking care of you, she asked you to go across the street and get a bag for her that Mrs. Giusti had left.”
Francis looked like a squirrel facing oncoming traffic. “Yeah?” he said softly without moving a muscle.
“You remember that?”
He bobbed his head. “Yeah, sure.”
“Tell us what happened,” I said, knowing we were not about to hear the truth.
He coughed and bobbed his head again. “Yeah, my grandmother, she asked me to go across the street and get this bag Mrs. Giusti had left for her. I brought it to my cousin Gina’s.”
I nodded. “I hear you caught hell for it.”
He grinned. “Yeah, my grandmother wanted me to bring it to her first, but I brought it right to Gina’s and she didn’t like that.”
“What was in the bag?”
His eyeballs traced little paths around the ceiling. “I think she said it was clothes. For my cousin or something.” He blushed a little.
“You didn’t look in the bag?”
He shook his head vehemently. “No. Who cares about girl clothes?”
I shrugged. “Well, that’s that, then. We were just curious.”
I stood to go, and Uncle Lou followed my lead. Francis walked us to the door. Uncle Lou stepped outside. “I’ll be out in a second,” I told him.
I pushed Francis’s door shut and turned to face him.
*****
“You wanted to see the underwear, right?” I said.
Francis’s mouth dropped open. “What?” he said softly.
“That’s why you looked in the bag. To see girl underwear.”
He blushed crimson and dropped back into his chair. He tried to look me in the eye, but couldn’t quite make it.
“You’re not in any trouble,” I reassured him. “I just want to know what really happened.”
He wiped a hand over his mouth, and glanced around looking for an escape route. Finding none, he started talking.
“Yeah, when I got to Gina’s house I stopped in the hallway outside their apartment and looked in the bag. I was just curious, you know, just curious, but there was no underwear in it.” He leaned forward eagerly. “It had all this money in it! More money than you ever seen. I couldn’t believe it. It was like finding treasure. I thought I was rich. And then I thought how mad my grandmother would be if she knew I opened her bag.”
He paused with a serious expression, then resumed excitedly. “But then I thought, ‘She doesn’t know there’s money in here. She thinks it has underwear in it. So if I take the money, she’ll never know.’ ” He nodded to himself. “But I didn’t know where to hide it. Then I thought of this old coat I was wearing. The inside lining was ripped and sometimes I put my whole arm through it by accident. I took all the money outta the bag and stuffed it down inside the lining of the coat, all around the bottom. It made the coat heavier, but you couldn’t even see it. Then I took the bag to Gina’s mother.”
I was staring at him spellbound. “What happened to the coat?”
His hands squeezed into fists and he glared back at me. “She gave it away! She started yelling that I wasn’t wearing this stupid new coat she got me for Christmas and made me give her my old coat, the one with all the money in it. I argued with her, but she made me. What could I say, ‘Gramma, I hid a bunch of money in it’? I was too scared. The next day I asked her for the coat back, to play in, I told her, like I didn’t want to get my new coat dirty. She said she gave it to the church. I ran all the way to the church and told the priest that she’d given away my favorite coat and could I please get it back. He was real nice and we searched through all the clothes people had brought, but we never found it.”
“That must have been frustrating,” I remarked dryly.
He snorted. “Tell me about it. There was nothing I could do. I couldn’t tell her and I couldn’t tell the priest. I couldn’t tell anybody. And I couldn’t find the coat.”
He suddenly looked at me fixedly. “Do you know what happened to it?”
I shook my head. “No. The whole thing is brand new to me.”
“I’ll tell you,” he said. “I never did anything wrong again. When other kids wanted to get into trouble, I just walked the other way. The whole thing just scared me so bad. I never forgot it.”
I moved to the door. “Well, you just told someone else. Maybe now you can forget about it.”
*****
Outside, I found Uncle Lou on the sidewalk walking back and forth and muttering to himself. “Come on,” I said. “Have I got a story to tell you.”
He listened while we walked, and displayed all the amazement I had. Finally, he said, “So what happened to the coat?”
I kicked at a pebble. “Well, as I recall, Mrs. Benecino said she gave it to Bunny Donato to bring to the church. Francis never had the nerve to find out that part. So I think she’s our next stop.”
*****
Bunny Donato was legendary in that neighborhood. When her husband of only a few weeks was killed at Anzio in World War II, his death unexpectedly elevated her to a unique status. Although still young, she was no longer a single girl. Although widowed, she was not the elderly mummified-in-black type. She had accidentally become an independent woman, and she leveraged it to the hilt. She dated regularly, but she never did marry again. Instead, she invested her energies in her work and, starting as a clerk at some government office, her intelligence and drive had carried her to a high-ranking position in some state agency whose name I never did get straight.
She had connections, though, and she used them. When a husband lost a job, she found something temporary in the state or city system. She pulled bus routes, snowplows, and playgrounds into the neighborhood with her behind-the-scenes magic. She was what scientists call a catalyst, an element essential for making things happen. I hoped she'd have the same effect with this tangled chain of events.
When Uncle Lou knocked on her door, she opened it wide and cried, “Lou Amitano!” She planted an exuberant kiss on his cheek, which he immediately pulled out his handkerchief to erase. She was still an attractive woman – tall, with raven-black hair, flashing eyes, and just the right touch of makeup – dressed stylishly in black Capri pants and a hot pink velour top. A slight lengthening of her upper lip was apparently the source of her nickname.
“Come on in,” she smiled at us and we entered. “And who might this be?” she asked Uncle Lou as she looked me up and down with deliberate exaggeration.
“Hi, Bunny. This is my nephew, Markie.”
I held out my hand. “Mark Napoli.”
“Bunny Donato,” she said, giving it a quick squeeze. She reached up and pinched my cheek playfully, then, turning back to my Uncle, said, “How about a highball, Lou?”
Before he could speak, I replied, “Could you make it two, please?”
She smiled broadly, ushered us into her living room, and tossed another pleased glance back at us as she vanished into the kitchen.
“Highballs?” Uncle Lou asked in a whisper.
She was back moments later, presenting us with brimming glasses.
I took a long swallow, and said, “Great.” I hate highballs.
She arranged herself in a comfortable chair with her arms spread broadly in welcome. Cocking her head to one side and resting her intelligent gaze on us, she said, “To what do I owe the pleasure?”
I set my glass down on a coaster. “It has to do with the old days.”
“Old and dear, eh, Lou?” she replied.
“About thirty years ago, in fact.”
Her eyes strayed to a framed black-and-white photograph of a handsome soldier, and a wistful look crossed her face. Then she looked back at me with a roguish expression. “Okay, but I was only nine,” she said with a wink.
I smiled at her joke. “One day, you may not even remember it, you were kind enough to visit Mrs. Benecino, and she gave you some old clothes for the church.”
Bunny nodded gently. “Poor soul. I do try to stop in now and then and bring her a little something. Loaf of bread, pot of soup, bottle of soda. You know. She’s all alone up there.”
“That’s thoughtful of you,” I said sincerely.
She shrugged, dismissing the compliment. “I don’t think she really likes me, but she can’t politely refuse a gift. Besides, if we only help the people who like us, we’re not really doing much, are we?” The simple sincerity in her voice was startling. I liked her, and I trusted her. And I felt a little uncomfortable about using her to get information.
“So, the clothes,” I prompted.
She shook her head apologetically. “Gee, I’m sorry. Nothing comes to mind. It was a long time ago.”
“Yes.” I nodded, disappointed. I guess I had known that the chain had to end somewhere. We had certainly gotten farther than I ever would have thought possible, thirty years after the fact. But it was a let-down just the same.
“Was there something special about the clothes?” she asked helpfully.
“There was this boy’s coat,” I suggested.
She sat up excitedly. “Well, there was a coat one time, now that you say that. Listen to this, it’s just the cutest story.”
I perked up and leaned forward, eagerly. I was almost holding my breath. Maybe this wasn’t the end of the chain after all.
She paused, her eyes unfocussed, trying to recall. “Let me think how it happened now. I guess I went there once and she asked me to take a box of clothes to the church. Yes, it must have been on a Friday night, because I was going to Stations of the Cross anyway, so I just took it with me.”
She looked at us, smiling broadly, and holding out her hands as if carrying something. “There was a coat in the box and here’s why I remember: I was on my way to church, when I saw little Benjy Eisenberg.”
The name meant nothing to me. I shook my head blankly, and she turned to Uncle Lou. “You remember, Lou. Max the Jew’s son.” She rolled her eyes and settled them on me again. “Sorry. Nice talk. Max Eisenberg, I should say. He owned the furniture store on Broadway for years. Everyone in the neighborhood bought their furniture on time from Max. They were practically the only Jewish people in the neighborhood then, so people called him Max the Jew. Like Tony the Greek and French Louie.”
“Okay,” I encouraged her. “Max’s son?”
She nodded. “Right. He was walking along the street in front of me, and he didn’t have any coat on. It was dark already, and freezing out. So I stopped him under a streetlamp and said I was a friend and asked him where his coat was. He said that he had forgotten it, he was in a hurry to get to the synagogue or something. So I remembered the coat in the box, gave it to him, and sent him on his way. He was so happy,” she finished in warmhearted remembrance.
“So the coat never made it to the church.”
She shrugged and shook her head. “No. I assume that he kept it. He needed it more than the church did, right then. Good heavy coat, it was.”
I blinked. “Very nice of you,” I said, standing. “That’s really all we wanted to know.”
She twisted her face up quizzically. “Oh, no, you don’t. There has to be more to it than that. Nobody comes asking about an old coat after thirty years without some reason. What’s it all about?”
I looked from Uncle Lou to her. “We’ve almost got it figured out, I think. We’ll tell you the whole story when we know it.”
“Well, okay,” she said with a reluctant pout. “Come again when you can visit longer. Where are you off to now?”
I shook my head bemusedly. The principle here seemed to be that money in motion tended to stay in motion.
“I think we go to synagogue,” I said.
*****
“So she gave the coat with all the money to Benjy Eisenberg?” Uncle Lou summarized when we were on the sidewalk once more.
“Apparently.”
“I don’t see it,” he said. “Max Eisenberg could never have gotten that money. He worked like a dog in that furniture store until the day he died.”
“Exactly,” I agreed.
“So what happened to it?”
“Bunny says that Benjy Eisenberg was on his way to the synagogue that night. But, as you said, the money never made it home. So somewhere between Bunny and his home, something happened. That’s why we’re on our way to the synagogue.”
Congregation Sons of David was a large but simple brick building you passed on the way to the church. To me, it had always been a mystery, because I had no idea what was inside. I did guess that it wouldn’t be too busy on a Sunday afternoon, though.
I rang the bell at the side door, and presently an older woman with a pleasant round face and iron gray hair opened the door to us. “May I help you?” she asked.
“We’d like to see the Rabbi, please,” I answered.
She opened the door wider. “Please come in.” We did so, and stood inside the vestibule while she called, “Maurice. Some gentlemen to see you,” and left us.
I cocked my head at my Uncle. “You hear that? ‘Gentlemen’.” He grinned.
Soon, a short stocky man with a gentle face came down the stairs. “I am Rabbi Feldstein,” he said with a faint question in his voice, shaking our hands.
“I’m Mark Napoli,” I said. “This is my Uncle, Lou Amitano. He lives around the corner from here.”
Rabbi Feldstein smiled at us both. “Please, let us go to my study.”
As he guided us, he glanced back at me. “Would you be Mrs. Napoli’s grandson?” he inquired.
I nodded. “Yes, that’s right. She died about five years ago.”
“I remember her well,” he said. “She was a fine woman. She used to pass by here on her way to church every day. Whenever I saw her outside, we would have our little joke together. I would say, “Where are you going today, Mrs. Napoli?” And she would say, “To church, to pray for you.” And I would say, “I’m going to pray for you first,” and hurry inside.”
I smiled at the story. Sometimes, it seemed that everyone had known my grandmother.
He motioned us into two large armchairs while he sat behind a desk. His bookshelves were filled to bursting with books and papers. A large world map occupied one wall, and a prism at the window splashed colors around the room.
He folded his hands in front of him and asked, “Now, how may I help you?”
“First, could you please tell me how long you’ve been here at this synagogue?” I asked.
He considered. “It must be almost thirty-five years. Yes, thirty-four years, in fact.”
I nodded. “And do you remember a Benjy Eisenberg?”
He smiled. “Of course. A good boy. An excellent student. He graduated from Brandeis University, you know. He’s a lawyer now and lives in Newton, Massachusetts. He’s kind enough to remember us each year.”
“And do you remember Benjy Eisenberg’s coat?”
His smile was replaced by a dreamy, wondering look. He gazed from me to Uncle Lou and back again. “This is remarkable,” he said softly. “I must say that I always expected such a meeting someday, but, even so, I am surprised that it has actually occurred. May I ask what your interest is in this?”
I shifted in my seat and glanced from Uncle Lou to Rabbi Feldstein. “Well, I think I can let you know where that coat came from, if you'd be willing to share where it went. I can guarantee you’ll find our part interesting.”
He nodded. “Very well.” He regarded the ceiling for a moment and then began his story.
*****
“How to begin? I have mentioned that Benjamin was an excellent student at Hebrew school. One evening at service, however, he seemed to be distracted, a million miles away. I noticed it, but didn’t remark on it. To be honest, my own mind was occupied with other matters that night.
“You see, my brother Martin was here visiting with us then. Martin was quite active in arranging ships for war orphans, children of those killed by the Nazis, to resettle them at an orphanage, where we hoped that they would be safe. At that time, one ship with nearly a thousand children was ready to depart, and already fully provisioned for the voyage, but they lacked the money with which to bribe the British patrols in the Mediterranean so that they could land the ship successfully. Martin was in a frenzy. I’m afraid that he had already worn out his welcome with usually sympathetic contributors, and he had no idea where he might get the necessary money. All of this was weighing on my mind on that night.”
The word “money” had grabbed my attention. I stared at the rabbi, who was clearly back in the past, reliving that night.
“Young Benjamin stayed behind after the service when everyone else had gone, and he asked if he could speak with me privately. I said, Certainly, and asked what it was that he wanted to discuss. You see, sometimes young fellows of this age want to talk about girls or growing up, but it turned out to be nothing like that. Nothing like that at all.
“When we were alone, in this very office, in fact, he asked me, ‘Rabbi, do you believe in angels?’ ”
I narrowed my gaze and looked at Uncle Lou, who also seemed bewildered. What was all this about angels?
The Rabbi continued. “Naturally, this type of question surprised me, but I recovered myself and told him that I did believe in angels, and I wondered why he had asked me. He then related an amazing tale. He said that he had been late in leaving home for the service, and that in his haste he had come out with no coat. He had been very cold, and he wished that he had brought his coat, but he didn’t want to return home for it. Then he said that someone had called to him, and he had turned to see a beautiful lady with a bright light around her head. She had given him another coat and told him to go on to synagogue. He thought that she must have been an angel, first, to know what it was he wanted and, second, to appear on the spot with a coat for him as she had.”
An image came to my mind, of an angel in black Capri pants and a hot pink velour top, unwittingly transferring a small fortune to little Benjy Eisenberg.
“As you can imagine, I rather smiled to myself and thought privately that there was undoubtedly some more prosaic explanation for his otherwise remarkable experience. Of course, I didn’t tell that to him. Instead, I said that it was certainly an extraordinary encounter and that he should consider himself a very fortunate boy.
“Then he said, ‘And Rabbi, look what I found in the coat.’ ”
I leaned forward, scarcely breathing.
“At this point, he thrust his hand down inside the lining of the coat” – Rabbi Feldstein mimed the action with his hand – “and brought out a handful of money: paper bills of large denomination. He then pulled out another handful, and another and another, until my desk was nearly overflowing with money. This very desk.”
He indicated the desktop with both outstretched hands, and I could picture a small pile of money scattered across it.
“Needless to say, I was stunned. I could not imagine where all this money could have come from. Of course, when I tried to question Benjamin more closely about the woman who had given him the coat, it was clear to me that he didn’t think that it had been a woman at all, but an angel.
“Finally, I decided that questioning him further could serve no useful purpose. I did not want to upset the boy. Instead, I reassured him that he had done the right thing in telling me about the money. I gave him a note requesting his father to meet with me the next day, and sent him home happy.
“When he had left, I looked at the pile of money on my desk, and I called out for my brother, Martin. When he arrived, he stared at it, astonished. I told him Benjamin’s singular story, and he sank into a chair touching the money with amazement. ‘This is a sign,’ he said. Now, my brother had never been a very religious person to that time. Helping people to safety, yes, a good man, though not religious. But this shook him. We talked for most of the night about what it might mean and what we should do.”
I glanced eagerly at Uncle Lou. It seemed like we might get the last link in the chain after all.
“The next day, Mr. Eisenberg, Martin, and I met to decide what to do with the money. Mr. Eisenberg agreed with his son that the money had been delivered by an angel, and he would not accept it. I confess that I still had my doubts as to whether it was an angel who had provided the money, but I felt that I knew how it should be used. Martin was overjoyed and left at once with the money in a suitcase.”
I raised a hand, as if I were in school. “Excuse me, Rabbi, but didn’t you know about the bank robbery?”
His shrug was eloquent. “At that time, I hadn’t heard a word. We had been busy all that Friday afternoon preparing for the Sabbath. It was a different world, then, you know, not like today when news spreads around the earth in seconds. Of course, later that week I finally did learn about the bank robbery, and realized that – in some manner that was still unclear to me – this must have been the original source of the money. However, by that time, Martin had gone, the ship had departed, and I could not have recovered the money even if I had tried. I did feel some guilt over this, yes.” He nodded his head slowly. “Still, we all had done what we thought was best with what we knew at the time. And, I must say, the eventual outcome seemed to justify our decision.”
I shook my head, puzzled.
“You see, the people on that ship did use the money to bribe their way past the patrols and disembark successfully. That money saved the lives of almost a thousand children.”
*****
Rabbi Feldstein sat back in his chair. I don’t know what I had expected, but it wasn’t this. I was speechless. I looked at Uncle Lou and he was speechless too.
The Rabbi nodded to me. “I believe that you also had a story that you wanted to tell me,” he prompted gently.
So I related the whole chain of events, as I understood them, from the bank robbers to Uncle Lou to Mrs. Benecino to young Francis to Bunny Donato to Benjy Eisenberg. Now, it was Rabbi Feldstein’s turn to be speechless. He shook his head and stared at the map on his wall.
Finally, I said, “You know, I think that we were never here. We never spoke about this. It never happened. Am I right?”
Uncle Lou agreed, as did Rabbi Feldstein, who added, “I must say that I find it remarkable. All of these people, who were each apparently following their own path and acting according to their own motivations, were actually part of a complex dance that He had choreographed.”
We all stood and the Rabbi walked us to the door. He shook hands with us again, and we left.
*****
Out on the sidewalk, I said to Uncle Lou, “Well, what do you think?”
He shook his head. “Unbelievable.”
“Your picking up that bag helped rescue a thousand kids.”
“I guess.”
I clapped him on the back. “Good job.”
Back at his house, I hesitated outside. “You go in,” I told him. “I’ll be back in a few minutes.”
It was more than a few minutes, but I did get back. The party was still in full cry. No one had noticed our absence. I found my Uncle in the same room, also paging through perennials. I dropped a cardboard box on the floor.
“A souvenir for you,” I explained.
He opened the box and pulled out a beat-up brown leather satchel. He looked up at me, his eyes wide.
“Gina’s mother had kept it in the basement all this time, as I thought she might. I gave her a few dollars for it.”
Uncle Lou hefted it, then couldn’t help opening it and looking inside. It was empty. He smiled. “I can use it to keep my gardening tools in.”
I nodded. “I can’t think of a better use for it.”


THE END